The following, ever so slightly edited, email exchange took place a couple of weeks ago. Names have been changed to protect the innocent (and guilty) and I have asked Ms Moneypenny's permission for re-print rights.
Although she may rethink her decision after reading this, plus she had been drinking when I asked her so the permission may be invalid anyhow...
On 17/10/2012,
02:00 PM
To: rugrat.rodeos
Ms
Moneypenny wrote:
Your blog looks better!
Much MUCH better with out too much writing going down the side but sensible side-links instead.
That last post was good too!
Much MUCH better with out too much writing going down the side but sensible side-links instead.
That last post was good too!
God, I am at
my desk and I can hear Gavin talking. He is about 30 (? no idea actually)
and looks like boy-band material but God is he a dickhead! He talks too
loud on the phone and he annoys the hell out of me!
Bought myself two pairs of jeans at
lunch today.
It was our 8 year anniversary yesterday
and we both forgot. It was my mum who told us!!!!!
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On 17/10/2012,
at 9:43 PM,
To: Ms Moneypenny
Rugrat.Rodeos
wrote:
Thanks
luvly- cheered me right up - stuck here in the loo. Bloody Jenny Craig has a LOT to answer for tonight,
bloody disgusting instant Indian.... Grrrrr (that was my tummy actually, must
have been some live animals in that curry)
Anyway what
was I about to say? Oh yeah, we both forgot our last three & considering
its on St Patrick’s day well, were just rubbish too.
Think I
might have to blog about the dangers of trying heat-up diet dinners before
you're due to attend Parent Teacher interviews. Had my legs furiously crossed
for the final five minutes.
The dinner was a
left-over from our house-sitter; now I know why she's so thin...
Ok going to
read Mrs Woog [Woogsworld] for further cheering-up, since I'll be stuck in
the small room for a while yet.
Xxxx
PS why don’t
you ask Annoying Gavin, in your sweetest Mummy-tone, to please use his soft
inside voice instead of his shouty-loud play-ground voice
:0)
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Ms Moneypenny wrote:
I just want to sigh inwardly and think what a prat Gavin is.
He wouldn't turn it down to a dull roar if I asked him anyway. I did ask
the guy who sits next to me (who I don't like much either) if he would talk
more quietly because he shouts and he said it is just how he talks. So
that is why I don't like him much either. That was about 2 years ago.
I do have a desk by the window though and I have a bookshelf and a plant which is mine and so it is very nice.
I enjoy listening to Gavin and hating him anyway. About a year ago I heard him ring up a woman (I think in Taiwan where our factory is) and try to chat her up and ask her out and it was so cringeable I loved it. She didn't want anything to do with him.
ha haaaa
xxxxx
I do have a desk by the window though and I have a bookshelf and a plant which is mine and so it is very nice.
I enjoy listening to Gavin and hating him anyway. About a year ago I heard him ring up a woman (I think in Taiwan where our factory is) and try to chat her up and ask her out and it was so cringeable I loved it. She didn't want anything to do with him.
ha haaaa
xxxxx
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Date: 17 October 2012
10:55:05 PM AEDT
To: Ms Moneypenny
To: Ms Moneypenny
Rugrat.Rodeos wrote:
Will you please stop making me laugh,
it’s so not a good idea right now :0(
I was doing laps of the car-park earlier trying to
let off, before I had to go inside and make like a nice normal responsible
parent type.
I still spent the last five minutes of my PT
interview with my legs crossed tight, (& u just try that on kids furniture) and
probably a look on my face a little more earnest than was called for by the
discussion.
Of course the pressure built up & I was almost
jet-propelled to my car. I am a disgusting bloated fart-factory. I am Jaba the hut with lipstick.
Just now Mr Rugrat’s gagging made me laugh & I lost
what little control I was clinging to and this time even the dog left the room.
There has been a request
that I sleep in the guest room tonight.
xxx
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Date: 17 October 2012
10:55:05 PM
AEDT
Ms Moneypenny wrote:
Ok TMI now. Goodnight and good luck!
xxxx
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Credit goes to Jabba the Hut with hair for another wonderful photo. Makeup by the Rugratbag
